求“博物馆奇妙夜2”经典翻译

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Did you just hear I said Wall and mart together? Take a second to be happy about it.

我说沃尔玛你至少该说我的妈吧！

Bla Bla Bla. History history. Learning learning. Changing American one child a time.

Bla Bla Bla，历史历史，学习学习，改变美国从孩子抓起。

We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!

我们是美国人，不计划，只管做，先做再想，屡试不爽

That's all right. That's all right. I'm just a person, just like you.

低调，低调，明星也是老百姓。

People always say Ivan the Terrible. Who is so Terrible? Oh I'm so scared of Ivan, he's bad news. While in fact, the correct translation is Ivan the Awesome. But I wasn't terrible. In fact I as a quite effictive leader.

我能不能不叫这个名字。现在的年轻人都以为我特别雷。其实我一点都不雷，我应该改叫伊凡牛帝。我也不恐怖，我是实力派领导人。

You haven't been able to take your eyes off my chest since the moment we met.

自从我们认识以后，你的眼睛就在我身上办了暂住证。

Were you guys like friends in the college and now lose your fight in your relationship liking the other that you want to be more than friends that you liked each other. I just have an obsession with relationships. You know all the French 'have it.

你们是大学同窗好友，不敢发展成为同床好友，因为害怕连好友都做不了？不要怪我多嘴，我们法国人就是喜欢把男女之间的关系吃透！